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Posted 9 hours ago (originally argentallie) + 7,997 notes

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

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doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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Posted 3 days ago (originally doglets) + 216,002 notes

mishasminions:

unraveled-sarcasm:

ironychan:

tazerbitchinheels:

This is disgusting. I love it.

I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”

Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?

hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.

CAN RDJ JUST WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO BE A GOD AMONGST MEN

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Posted 3 days ago (originally saltnburned) + 12,233 notes

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

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